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'New Era 2000 Ltd' may have just the position for you. Everyone's favourite multinational baby killers, Nestlé, have subcontracted New Era 2000 Ltd to recruit smiley-faced team members to staff their Galleries, @Bristol, Cribbs Causeway and soon-to-open Broadmead cafés.
Presumably staff will be fully trained in all the most effective techniques of persuasion and coercion. One thing remains to be seen though, who will they end up employing? It could be a student who wants the opportunity to educate the public 'from the front line.' It could be an unemployed anarchist who just wants to put a spanner in the Nestlé coffee (read baby) grinders.
If Nestlé's policy of pressurising the world's poorest mothers into using unsafe baby milk formula sticks in your throat, New Era's recruitment team would love to interview you IMMEDIATELY on 0117 908 1241. And for goodness sake, please don't pester them on NEWERA2000LTD@aol.com with the unpalatable facts about Nestlé's unethical business.
By 'Crash'